One of the best sports comedy sketches of all time Key & Peele’s Ode to the fun names fun at their “East/West College Bowl” bit. Every year I give a clock at this time in preparation for the NFL draft.
While we will never be blessed with a “hingle mccringleberry” or “Tyril Smoochie-Wallace”, there are still incredible names in each draft that serve to be recognized. The purpose of the team of all the notes is not to make fun of people for something in which they had no choice, but they appreciate how surprising these names are those who probable will not be able to hear the name of the draft night.
QB: Connor Bazelak – Bowling Green
RB: Ulises Bentley IV – Mississippi
WR: Konata Mumpfield – Pittsburgh
WR: Xzavier Henderson – Cincinnati
WR: Efton Chism III – Eastern Washington
TE: Rivaldo Fairweather – Auburn
OT: status of Gerad Christian-Michtenhan-Oregon
OG: Torricelli Simpkins III – South Carolina
C: Dartanyan Tinsley – Cincinnati
OG: Mose vavao – Fresno state
OT: pole that – Washington state
Edge: Principescario Urumanmielen – Mississippi
LB: Smael Mondon Jr. – Georgia
LB: Marlowe Wax – Syracuse
Edge: Chaz Chambliss – Georgia
DT: Tonka Hemingway – South Carolina
DT: Zeek Biggers – Georgia Tech
DT: Jahvare Ritzie – North Carolina
CB: Cobee Bryant – Kansas
S: Kamren Fabiculanan – Washington
S: Cam’ron Silmon Craig – Colorado
CB: Robert Longbeam – Rutgers
K: Owen Daffer – North Carolina A&T
Q: Alex Mastromano – Florida state
LS: Rino Monteforte – Notre Dame
As for the name of the MVP team, it is difficult. My instinct says “Kamren Fabiculanan”, but I can’t shake a feeling in my heart for Smael Mondon Jr.
