Fed workers lament ‘DOGE 15’ as layoffs threats pile on pressure and pounds

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Federal workers complain about the “dux 15”, the additional weight packed since they crawl to the office and care about their own productivity and get rid of dismissals.

Being back in person like the rest of the American workforce has meant kissing the goodbye of the gym, and walking quietly at lunch also went out the window, the snowflake comín financed by taxpayers.

“Uugh with RTO I have no time to walk at lunch, and my gymnastics time in the morning is almost non -existent,” an interior worker department adjusted to Reddit.

Federal workers have been celebrating protests since Doge cuts began in January. Getty images

“My walk to my car is my only exercise that I can gather,” said another bureaucrat who works for the IRS.

“The same, now I am awake at 530 am to get at 730, not at home until after 5. There is no mental energy to get to the gym now,” a FEMA of FEMA discontent grouped.

Since Elon Musk was beaten by President Trump to lead the newly coined government efficiency department, federal employees have been ordered to return to their desks after enjoying an extended stretch of remote work since March 2020.

They have also ordered the legs to try their productivity by listing five things that they do every week, or be dismissed.

Since January, Musk’s chainsaw has been reduced to federal works, with about 300,000 workers dismissed or acceptance purchases.

Musk, here at the Conservative Political Action Conference in February, promised to reduce the waste of the Government. AP

With less exercise, less time to cook healthy meals and additional stress, many fed employees are eating and drinking, they said.

“I had beer and chocolate for dinner after work on Friday,” he confessed a Fed.

“The dry January ended at 12:01 pm on January 20,” said another, referring to Trump’s return to the White House.

Some federal employees say that co -workers have been bringing donuts to work to boost morals. Kaspars Grinvalds – Stock.adobe.com

“Trying to cook for lots throughout the week is difficult, I had forgotten,” a Reddit worker growled. “It’s just a lot of mental work to find out when I just want to recover from the Locos Week.”

A worker from the Department of Health and Human Services groaned: “The two hours I spend traveling every day mean that I return home exhausted and I don’t have time for the groceries. My kitchen has suffered. I can reach my favorite physical conditioning class.

Federal workers have been celebrating protests in New York City against Dux de Musk. Zumapress.com

The co -workers either help.

“Someone in my team brings donas, brownies, cookies, etc., literally every day,” wrote a public health employee who complained to gain weight.

“My office has regularly bringing ‘moral’ food. And yes, I am definitely thicker than three months ago,” a USDA worker intervened.

“He feels like Dux 20 at this time,” another lamented.

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